This week my companion told our district that we are psycopathic...what? Because we can communicate mind to mind. We all bust up laughing before she realized that psychopathic was the wrong word. It took about 4 minutes for her to think of the right word for telepathic.
This week was so funny and so amazing. So we had some bathroom incidents, doesn't need any further story telling since we are in Taiwan, sometimes we eat mystery food, and sometimes that mystery food gives your companion diarrhea because they just came to Taiwan. And this week was full of weirdness and miracles.
Weirdness:
We were wearing pants in a lesson because we went to go do service for this lady but she took us to another house to meet her two brothers. Our member who came with us helped us out a lot. The 3 siblings switched between 3 languages, Mandarin, Taiwanese, and some kind of other dialect that our member didn't understand either. So that was great. Then during this lesson (2nd time meeting with the woman) our investigator tried to give us 1000 kuai, we told her we couldn't take it. Then her brother was like, don't you have a Law of Tithing? And so he (not a member) taught the law of tithing, our member taught about priesthood blessings, and then our member gave the brother her glasses to keep so he could read the Book of Mormon, then the investigator said she didn't have any service for us to do. And it was crazy.
Another day we went to visit someone and they fang'd our ge zi, they weren't at home, didn't answer their phone, and only their Taiwanese speaking parents were there, so I exerted my amazing language skills and said in Taiwanese, "Whatever you're saying, I don't understand." I felt pretty cool and we left. My comp and I felt really strongly like we needed to stop at this one door. So we stopped and knocked and waited for like 7 minutes, we both really felt we should be there and we didn't know why. No one came and no one was home. And it was weird. So we walked through this small Miao (temple) to get to an alleyway, we go through and talk a little to this old man who walks away holding a bowl of curry. We feel like we should follow him, so we do. Somehow he got away from us even though he was like 70 years old and trying not to spill a bowl of curry. But we ended up talking to this dad who said he used to meet with missionaries from our church and that he had no time but that he would come to church. So that was really weird and pretty cool that he remembered meeting with missionaries when he was a kid.
2 days ago we rode our bikes and got lost for 2 hours to a REALLY far away place up a giant hill. We asked people for directions at like every street but everyone told us different ways to go and our map is a little outdated so that was awesome. Luckily Sister Anderson is a great sport.
And the day when we followed the old curry man around we set up to meet with an 18 year old Less active who moved down from Taoyuan. She is living by herself going to high school and has no friends and hasn't gone to church in about 4 years but she was the cutest. The miracle was that she agreed to read the Book of Mormon every day and pray to gain her own testimony of it's truthfulness. The weird part. We bussed SO far out and stopped in the middle of creepy no where in the middle of warehouses and cats (shudder) and finally found her house down this creepy alley. And I was like, "If I wasn't a missionary there is no way I would be here or do any of this. But since I know God is protecting me, it should be ok..." I'm so grateful to have a companion, and to be watched over.
Miracles:
We were talking about investigators getting ready for baptism and one will get baptized next Sunday! And the other one has a really big problem with cigarettes. She just quit drinking (she used to drink 6 bottles of beer a night) and we were trying to see when she could be baptized when my companion goes, "When would she have to stop smoking to make her baptismal date?" I said tomorrow. She said, Ok, let's call and ask her to quit by tomorrow." So we did. And at first she laughed and said it wasn't possible. Then my awesome companion says, "We have faith that you can stop, God has faith that you can stop, all that's left is your faith." It was silent and then she said, Ok. She'd do it. What a huge miracle!! She is amazing and she said she reads the scriptures and stays up late so she can read. In the past week she read from 1 Nephi to Alma 48. Wowzahs. She said she hears a little voice or like it's her own thought telling her to Hurry up and quit smoking and get baptized. So amazing. I love her so much. And she is already preparing her 6 year old daughter to be baptized when she turns 8.
A family of investigators who said theycould meet with us next next next week Friday showed up at our English class and said, "Can we meet with you tomorrow?" We have only been able to meet with them about once a month because they're so busy but this week we met with them twice and they are progressing so much!
We also visited a sick less active and a sick member and both of them told us that we are like angels here sent to bless them. I know that that feeling is the spirit working through us to help administer to their needs. God loves all of us and he usually shows his love through other people. For me that was this week through an investigator and a less active member. A member met my new companion and said, "She just got to Taiwan?? You're already training?? Did you email President Day and ask what was wrong with his brain? Just kidding." And walked away. Needless to say, I was a little put out. And a little sad. I was like, huh, yeah I've only been out here for three months. Then I remembered a General Conference quote that said something like, "When you criticize yourself, try to think, is this what God thinks of me? If not, change how you think." So I changed how I thought. God, through President Day, called me to be a trainer. So I know I can do it. It will be hard, it will take all I can to help her and to help our area grow, but I can do it. When we went to that LA and investigator's houses, they both told my trainee that she has a great trainer and that she will be so prepared in 3 months after being companions with me. That boosted my confidence a little and I was like, Yeah, I'm pretty cool. So I know that God answers prayers and helps us as we work hard.
I love this work, I love the weirdness, I love the miracles.
Love from your favorite psycho/tele-pathic missionary,
Sister Perkins